04/24/14
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petroliuus:

destructiondragon360:

lokiloo:

My Buddhist friend was stopped by a Christian fellowship and asked if she would consider following the word of Jesus Christ. She replied, “No, thanks, but maybe next time around.”

I don’t think they got the joke but I nearly died laughing.

wait what’s the joke

reincarnation

04/24/14
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secretlymisha:

i like how i’m not even remotely phased by anyone’s url anymore like oh look at this adorable kitten that satansbloodsacrifice reblogged from 1d-lives-inside-my-actual-vagina

04/24/14
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andrewsadrian:

some ship ask memes are just a little bit lacking so heres a new one

  • who controls the netflix account and what have they dominated the suggestions with by watching
  • who snores
  • who has an embarrassing ringtone that the other calls them in public just to get to go off
  • who sleeps on the top bunk if given the chance
  • who plays the piano at 6 in the morning to wake up the other 
  • who has accidentally set something on fire by attempting to cook a birthday meal 
04/24/14
84,446 notes

vandigo:

mockingpond:

onelastgeronimo:

Why is Christopher Eccleston afraid of Paul McGann?

Because McGann Hurt Eccleston.

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oh my god

Can we take a moment to appreciate that 50 years of a television show, with multiple writers, a reboot, and the fixing of a gaping plot hole have come together to give us the ability to make this exact pun?

04/24/14
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All I want for Easter is a Hank McCoy/Beast to RP with!!!
04/24/14
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All-New X-Men #13

tagged with: +never not reblogging.
04/23/14
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levoleurcinetique:

I’m not even going to bother to reblog that meme because that’s like all of the X-Men who pretend to be okay and find joy in it when we’re really not and I feel like it’d be a cliche at this point because

we’re fucked up guys

we’re so fucking fucked up

04/23/14
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overlypolitebisexual:

ummm excuse me robbing banks is my kink and if you arrest me it’s kink shaming so i think you’ll find i’m free to go officer

04/22/14
798 notes

I like to read my partner’s replies slowly and savor every word. Sure, it takes a while to reply since I take ages to read the reply, but its worth it.

04/22/14
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sovereignofcamelot:

if you’re entirely cool with rp partners not matching length on replies, clap your hands

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